#hard launch podcast

[hollivens]

phil is happy you chose him!!!💗🐱

[pseudophan]

give dan credit he worked hard

[moonstarfool]

has anyone done this yet

[phillietemple]

do you wear wigs?

[queerdnp]

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

[screaming-at-moss]

Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks

[v1ncenthallberg]

@therealjacksepticeye mention!

[phautist]

your honor, i love them